| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin’ | 31.7% When I think about you – or anyone – I touch myself |
65.1% |
| Shamelessness | 54.8% It takes a couple of drinks |
79.4% |
| Sex Drive | 28.9% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan’! |
77.7% |
| Straightness | 1.8% Knows the other body type like a map |
44.9% |
| Gayness | 100% | 83.6% |
| Fucking Sick | 72.6% Dipped into depravity |
90% |
| You are 49.1% pure Average Score: 72.7% |
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Those of you who know me, know which score is completely wrong.