I ache in places I haven’t heard from in *years*. We went to the NC RenFaire yesterday to celebrate Alannah’s birthday, and I spent nearly the entire time looking like this. Carrying them around wasn’t all that bad since they’re actually pretty close in weight, however, walking around for two hours carrying 50 extra lbs tends to make your legs sing. Alannah, however, had an absolute blast going. We met the strongest fairy in the universe and she sang happy birfday and gave fairyhugs.
The Faire itself was fun, but small, and lacking overall atmosphere. It was really obvious that it was a temporary setup, and some of the employees weren’t really “into” it. My gyro (pronounced guy-row by the guy behind the counter) had *blech* ranch dressing on it instead of tzatziki and was all-around uninspired. And we won’t even TALK about the girls food. Mostly because they picked around and didn’t eat anything. When we go next year, we will be getting our hands stamped and going to Wendy’s for lunch. I’m all for trying new foods, but not when it’s A) gonna break my bank and B) inedible, thereby necessitating the trip to Wendys ANYWAY.
The people who WERE into it, however, were outSTANDING both in clothing and attitude. OOh! And my absolute FAVORITE moment of all Faires happened!!!!! Amanda (Alannah’s friend) looks around, tugs on my sleeve and whispers in my ear “Emily, that GUY’S wearing a SKIRT!!!!!!” with all the horror and indignation an 11-year-old can muster. I giggled, told her that’s a kilt (we left off the regimental discussion) and we moved on.