Holy smoke I’m on time for once!

Tuesday is Chooseday

Would you rather:
1. live in a place with the constant threat of volcano eruptions OR the constant threat of tidal waves?
   Volcanic eruptions. Anything that has the potential to add to my real-estate holdings!

2. go through an operation that would make you absolutely gorgeous, able to win any beauty contest OR one that would make you able to run faster than anybody on the planet?
   I think I’d take the running. While I’m not /opposed/ to plastic surgery (and am actually expecting to do some work when I’m through having kids) I’m not “into” having work done unnecessarily.

3. have warts on your face OR on your genitals?
   EEW! Incredible shudders of EEW!
   OK, having gotten that out of my system, I’d say on my face. They can do wonders with plastic surgery these days.

4. scream in pain everytime you comb your hair OR cry like a baby when you brush your teeth?
   I’d choose the hair. and then I’d go for the dredlocked look