Sense of accomplishment

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Today I:

Folded all the laundry Reorganized my closet yet again (3 people, 1 closet) Did some serious cooking – hopefully I won’t have to again this weekend. Got called a hippie by my cousin.** Got the above cousin’s kid picked up from school and dropped off at the appropriate place.

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Pizza – It’ll get you in the end!.

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Kevin at Wizbang spoke of the hidden dangers of pizza, which immediately brought a recent email forwarded to me by a friend. (sidenote to friend – QUITIT! Email and say “HI!” don’t send me 20 million forwards!)

Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?”

Customer: “Hi, [...]

Theme Thursday

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Theme Thursday is Purple!

And don’t worry, I won’t post any bruise pictures, though I was sorely tempted to!

Due to lack of proper subjects that will hold still for photos, I give you:

Back to the Drawing Board

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A friend told me their office was looking for good employees to do transcription at home. I called the office, gave my qualifications….and they aren’t hiring. AND they have a waiting list for training. Oh, but if I want to send in my resume, they’ll be glad to hold on to it for [...]

The Advertising Slogan Generator

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The Advertising Slogan Generator

via Amber

So what was mine?

try #1 – Nothing sucks like a TinkleBelle

*blinks* Uhm, y’know….this isn’t an “adult” blog.

try #2 – “It does exactly what it says on the TinkleBelle”

Huh? I have instructions? My ex-husband probably would have LOVED to see them….

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Just a phase, I hope.

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I can’t get motivated to do anything. Clothes are sitting in the basket on the sofa waiting to be folded. The dirty laundry basket is screaming to be emptied. There is a load of diapers in the washer–that I may finish today. When we went to see Granny, I put the boys in [...]

Hmm.

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Your alter poet is Allen Ginsberg. Quick, go nuts,because THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU!

Who is Your Alter Poet? brought to you by Quizilla

Uhm. Ouch?

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So there I was, sitting in my rocking chair, crocheting my lil heart out. Mom walks in from church, squeaks “WHAT DID YOU DO??!!??” and points to my leg. I look down, see this.

Of course, I immediately ran to shave my legs before taking this picture.

What?

Quit laughing!

I don’t [...]

LunaNi?a.com | Unconscious Mutterings

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LunaNi?a.com | Unconscious Mutterings

Elastic:: waistband Intervention:: addict Risk:: take Junk food::cheesypuffs Arrogance:: unbelievable Responsibility:: family X:: rated Marshall::Mathers Kill:: die Brother::favorite

Bastard.

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It’s his son’s birthday today. No phone call, no IM, no email, no card in the mail.

I’m glad Dan is too young to understand stuff like this.