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  • Posted on February 17, 2004 at 12:02 pm

Would you rather:

  • Your family and friends find out that you have downloaded (from the internet) instructions on how to make a bomb OR midget fetish porn?

    • The bomb. Getting caught dling porn of /any/ type in this house is a bad bad bad thing.

  • Make your living emptying other people’s garbage OR giving sumo wrestlers massages?

    • I’d do the massages. Sumo wrestlers (if successful) make good money and wouldn’t hesitate to pay /very/ well to keep their bodies in top shape.

  • Run naked through your grandparent’s 50th wedding anniversary OR through your best friend’s wedding?

    • Hrm. Probably the best friend’s wedding.

  • Find a tree that will only grow in Chicago that grows money, but only grows Chilean Pesos OR only grows Icelandic Kronur?

    • At current exchange rates, the Kronur. And I hope it’s a huge tree with lots and lots of fruit since ya need about 70 of ‘em to equal $1US.

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