EmPossibility

got any cheese to go with my whine? I’m cranky. Crankycrankycranky. Heartburn for 3 days cranky. I love my folks but this house isn’t big enough for six people cranky. I’m not where I belong cranky. I’m sick of winter cranky.

CRANKY!

My daughter has a stomach virus, which has left me with a ton of extra laundry to do (she just COULDN’T puke in the trashcan). I had to wait til Mom got home to actually start the laundry since she’s too sick to watch the boys for 10 minutes while I do that. [...]

After much cursing and hammering, I finally hooked my camera up to my dad’s computer and burned them to a CD. I’ll figure out what’s wrong with my puter later. On to the new cut!

First though – the befores:

We got photos of the actual cutting, but Mom threatened to skin me alive [...]

I just cut 10″ of hair from my widdle head, went to download the photos from the camera, and my USB port no longer recognizes the camera as a device. *sigh*

If I can get this unruly computer mess straightened out, I’ll let you see what I look like with shoulder length hair

With THREE kids? You MUST be out of your mind! So sayeth my mom when I outlined this spring/summer’s road trip that we want to take. I want to take Alannah to see New England, and friends have invited us to tour the great north and bunk with them. Where, specifically, [...]

What a question.
Pregnant with possibilities
fraught with hazard.
Do you really
want to know?
Or just making small talk?
Dare I confide? trust?
Smile and nod.
Say, “I’m fine.”
Walk away.

AKA Valentine’s day, I’d like to offer up a horror story of not-so-epic proportion. It was the original date from hell.

Girlfriend (new friend) calls me up and says she has the PERFECT man for me. I allow her to give him my phone number, and he calls. We agree to meet at [...]

the earth just sucks. Why?

1. I was just informed by my dear daddy that when mom retires in December, I WILL go to work, and my daughter WILL go to public school (as opposed to being homeschooled as she is now).

2. (I’m really not surprised about this but) I haven’t heard from [...]

1. Are you superstitious?
Well, you know I had to get the definition of the word.

An irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome.
No.
A belief, practice, or rite irrationally maintained by ignorance of the laws of nature or by faith in magic or chance. [...]