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got any cheese to go with my whine? I’m cranky. Crankycrankycranky. Heartburn for 3 days cranky. I love my folks but this house isn’t big enough for six people cranky. I’m not where I belong cranky. I’m sick of winter cranky.
CRANKY!
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Tweet My daughter has a stomach virus, which has left me with a ton of extra laundry to do (she just COULDN’T puke in the trashcan). I had to wait til Mom got home to actually start the laundry since she’s too sick to watch the boys for 10 minutes while I do that. [...] Tweet Would you rather: Your family and friends find out that you have downloaded (from the internet) instructions on how to make a bomb OR midget fetish porn? The bomb. Getting caught dling porn of /any/ type in this house is a bad bad bad thing. Make your living emptying other [...] Tweet After much cursing and hammering, I finally hooked my camera up to my dad’s computer and burned them to a CD. I’ll figure out what’s wrong with my puter later. On to the new cut! First though – the befores: We got photos of the actual cutting, but Mom threatened to [...] Tweet I just cut 10″ of hair from my widdle head, went to download the photos from the camera, and my USB port no longer recognizes the camera as a device. *sigh* If I can get this unruly computer mess straightened out, I’ll let you see what I look like with shoulder length hair Tweet With THREE kids? You MUST be out of your mind! So sayeth my mom when I outlined this spring/summer’s road trip that we want to take. I want to take Alannah to see New England, and friends have invited us to tour the great north and bunk with them. Where, specifically, will we [...] Tweet What a question. Pregnant with possibilities fraught with hazard. Do you really want to know? Or just making small talk? Dare I confide? trust? Smile and nod. Say, “I’m fine.” Walk away. Tweet AKA Valentine’s day, I’d like to offer up a horror story of not-so-epic proportion. It was the original date from hell. Girlfriend (new friend) calls me up and says she has the PERFECT man for me. I allow her to give him my phone number, and he calls. We agree to meet at [...] Tweet the earth just sucks. Why? 1. I was just informed by my dear daddy that when mom retires in December, I WILL go to work, and my daughter WILL go to public school (as opposed to being homeschooled as she is now). 2. (I’m really not surprised about this but) I haven’t heard [...] Tweet 1. Are you superstitious? Well, you know I had to get the definition of the word. An irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. No. A belief, practice, or rite irrationally maintained by ignorance of the laws of nature [...] |
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