Would you rather:
Eat broken glass OR eat razor blades?
I’d rather starve. Neither. Nope, not gonna go there.
Be packed into an elevator with 6 very large sumo wrestlers OR with 6 guys who just got out of a sauna?
6 guys. I’m entirely too claustrophobic, and it’s only an elevator ride.
When talking, speak with a lisp OR sound like Elmer Fudd?
A lisp. There are only a few sounds in the english language that would trigger a noticable lisp, but Elmer is pretty blatant in his speech impediment.
Find out you were adopted and your real parents have died OR find out you were adopted and your real parents are in prison for murder?
I’d have to say dead. I do a gracious amount of obsessive self-examination already, I don’t really need to add “Am I just like murdering ma & pa?” to that list.