Anothah day in paradise

There’s snow and ice on the ground, so Mom and Dad stayed home from work today. Dad’s main mission: to annoy the shit outta anyone in his way.
Mom’s main mission: CLEAN! DECLUTTER! THROW OUT!

My main mission: stay the HELL outta their way.

On this day..

• Brief summary of things: - 2005
• Yes, I’m bored. More quiz results! - 2004
• Were you /really/ surprised? - 2004