While strolling through Fark, I came (heh heh heh) upon this article: Orgasmatron Puts Tech into Sex. Apparently, by attaching two electrodes to your ankles (??!!??) you can come harder than ever before. Then, at the bottom of that article, I saw in related news Hold the Phone – it’s a Sex Toy–You can now download software to turn your cell phone into a vibrator.
Gods, I love technology.